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Bell Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.


TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


SPRING TIME.... -


TAGS: spring girls belly button
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by steph1

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




GHETTO TOOTH FAIRY - You think that a Tinkerbell-looking fairy is going anywhere near Harlem?




HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!


TAGS: cowbell christopher walken snl
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Speaking of missing motifakers, where is MrRandom?


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.




BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!


TAGS: bruce cambell evil dead movie s
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Kotetsu

CRaSH - April 2, 2009, 4:28 pm
Bruce Campbell has NO weaknesses.


OUTIES - Wtf?




VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More




GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession




UMMM - Need i even say how wrong this is and how much i want it




MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




RESISTANCE -


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm
Nice.
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am
A LAWyer of 5ort5!


AH BEAUTIFUL SUMMER - A time to let your belly button say 'Hello'




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: star wars tinkerbell tale evil
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by giulio

rellik666 - April 29, 2010, 6:14 am
Well it is a faerie.
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:48 am
My god...ITS A TRAP!!!
Waverly - December 17, 2008, 5:28 pm
Is it just me, or does the Faerie have an adam's apple?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 2:11 am
Awwwwww, it's so sweet and romantic until I remember the many many fictional people he killed.


BRITISH COLUMBIA WARNING - You've got to "Grin and Bear" this one.


TAGS: pepper spray and bells
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 23, 2013, 10:07 pm
Thought you resided in Quebec, Ontario or Manitoba Province, Pwissy.
MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 8:57 pm
I miss my brother...but he did look stupid with those little bells on that blueberry coloured jacket...bahaha 5L Mr.Ug!
GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:02 pm
HAH! Too real


HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?


TAGS: adam eve depictions show bellybuttons
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - March 2, 2012, 8:41 am
Sry Zetmonk, I had to get that off my chest...err stomach...er, you know what I mean! D'oh!
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Nooooooo... the mental image is staggering...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:55 pm
(Teehee)
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
Man, the things we ponder sometimes...it's a wonder our bellybuttons don't serve as a$$holes.
crankyhead - March 1, 2012, 1:48 pm
The nerd in me can't resist...: Men have nipples, because mammals all start out as females in the womb. If you're going to be male, you won't start growing boy parts until the 6th week of gestation, and by then, you already own some girl parts. =)
Budog - March 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
Things that make you say, hmmmm...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
or why men have nipples. :/
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:27 pm
?.


SOME FAILURES HURT WORSE THAN OTHERS - And some cause broken bones


TAGS: belly flop fail
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

Iconoclast - September 24, 2012, 12:20 pm
OMG!! and 5L
mariand - September 23, 2012, 2:47 pm
lol


ZOMBIE TEST - If you have no desire to pet this cats "FAT BELLY" You are a cold lifeless, ungodly beast!


TAGS: fat cat belly zombie
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

[email protected] - October 18, 2009, 3:56 am
because you don't want this cat 2b the only (really do I need to) you get 2c this week.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:59 pm
I knew it! I'm NOT a zombie after all. Why do I listen to my wife?


REDNECK DOORBELL - How To Make Certain You Never Again Have Visitors




MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


FACEBOOK - Because your best moments need to be shared by everyone


TAGS: taco bell
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:37 pm
It's not easy being green


EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!




WINRY ROCKBELL - After Ed & Al got done running a train.




Draft Beer Jelly Belly -


TAGS: beer flavored jelly belly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:15 am
Want some! NOW!


IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine


TAGS: homer belly fuel tank sex
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Actually it's Gimp and I am really not very good at it, still learning...
forseti - January 24, 2012, 8:51 am
you love ms paint, don't you?!? ;)


PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)




AMERICA - and you thought you'd seen everything


TAGS: belly button buton fat
Rating: 2.4/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:11 am
Okay, I gotta know. Crack or Meth?
JKLOL - May 5, 2009, 1:21 am
I WISH SHE WOULD BREAK INTO MY HOUSE SO I COUDL SHOOT HER IN THE FAT AND THEN WATCH IT KERSPLODE ALL OVER THE WALL AND THEN I COULD LAY INSIDE OF HER FOR WARMTH LIKE IN STAR WARS 2 ON THE HOTH PLANET>> JK LOLZ K THX BYE
Alieninside - April 18, 2009, 5:05 pm
It´s Ripley, the Chestbuster tried to GTFO, but there was to mutch Fat, and after a harddayswork he gave up. Seriously, massive Freedomfail
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:48 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
god dammmm - November 4, 2008, 12:44 am
* i dont think she cant eat anymore without breaking that, and getting herself a heart attack
god dammmm - November 4, 2008, 12:42 am
most of the obese ppl are that way due to stress, depression, or just lazy fucks, that why there are diet plan, and counciling (let me no if i miss anything) to get ur fatass back on track douchebags and GoForthAndDie haha that was fuckin hilarious i do
Nobody - October 31, 2008, 1:40 pm
Seriously, it's fucking sick that people let themselves get this unhealthy. 15-20 lbs. over is one thing. But 100+ ? Jeezus woman, put down the fork!
GoForthAndDie - October 30, 2008, 2:47 pm
Couple more donuts, she won't be able to leave the house.
god dammmm - October 30, 2008, 9:02 am
she should be banned from leaving her house
Sean - June 8, 2008, 12:55 am
this is so fucking true its scary people walk around jiggling like a moraca


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


More Cowbell -




BELLYDANCING WONDER WOMAN - THIS is what cosplay was made for!


TAGS: wonder woman cosplay cosplayer cosplayers bellydance bellydancing bellydancer
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
And I always thought it was for losers who live (and will always live) in their mothers basements.(like jalford)


I'LL NEVER GROW UP -


TAGS: tinkerbell peter pan
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:55 pm
Love it!


HAPPY THOUGHT - What is your happy thought?




IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever




MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!


TAGS: cowbell snl protest teachers riot
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
Say it, baby!


POOLSIDE -


TAGS: belly flop big man humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:39 pm
Holy s***!
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 3:52 pm

Whatever it is, it's gonna sting!~
Cannabal - August 3, 2013, 2:33 pm
That's notta cannonball, it's a divebomb.
spacedog - August 3, 2013, 12:33 pm
HA! People are always over-filling public pools.


REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion exist free
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

slutwalk - June 3, 2011, 11:41 pm
dang it all .. if these women would be dressed properly instead of like common ho's ... they would not be in stocks ... check it out
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 4:59 pm
I didn't get it, but let me feather this out. I'm in the military, and i've been accused of being a rebel, and had EOC complaints again st me for following the rules and S.O.P's.
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:44 pm
I'm not sure if you meant this one to be funny, but it struck me as hilariou5
house - June 1, 2011, 8:13 pm
WOW !! Love it 5 stockade blocks for you
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:48 pm
Superb. 5L


QUICKLY FORGOTTEN? -




FOURTH MEAL - It was a little more catchy than "It's 1AM and you're higher than a kite, we got you covered."


TAGS: taco bell
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by angus90

CANADA - April 22, 2010, 5:17 pm
Schools over so they will definitely see me this weekend
Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:20 pm
It's funny cause it's true.
R.S.Jake - April 22, 2010, 3:19 pm
Great poster! 5 cheesey-crunchy-gordito-taco-burrito-wraps! Mmmmmm, I'm freaking starving!
angus90 - April 22, 2010, 2:10 pm
one of MY* posters
angus90 - April 22, 2010, 2:02 pm
First time I get to see one of posters on the left of the screen, feels good.


REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


THE MILITARY - We like to surround ourselves with intelligent women who like to keep fit... Don't You ? Recruiting never had it so easy.




KINKY TINK - Hella fine pixie!


TAGS: tinkerbell tink peter pan disney pixy pixie pixies fairy faries
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by jalford

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jalford i'm concerned for you, have you considered professional help???
Woodywood03a - August 3, 2009, 8:11 pm
wow!!!


FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE - This is your Captain speaking: This morning's breakfast will consist of: A 5 course meal of hot lead crammed down your throat Washed down with a tall cold glass of bittersweet helpessness




GOTHIC TINKER BELL - Because Peter Never Loved her




FEED ME - ITT : When Shanksie gets hungry


TAGS: big dirty belly
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by John Rhodes

tyko - July 7, 2009, 1:01 am
This looks familiar. lol Dr.Who FTW


The Prince Of Tides -




HANGING OUT WITH DUMBBELLS WILL GIVE YOU THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT YOUR BRAINS -


TAGS: bimbos girls dumbbells brains smart
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by timmey

MashiMashi - February 27, 2012, 10:08 am
wtf is this from
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:10 am
(carebear BANNED)
TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
I'm not sure what the words say, but 5L any way.
gas - February 25, 2012, 2:07 pm
lol


I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.


TAGS: taco bell makes me poop
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Kyronic

Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:37 am
Thanks. The funny thing is that I had Taco Bell tonight. Probably what inspired this poster. That outcome of the dinner was not good at all...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:34 am
Holy s*it! I'm not the only one! 5 lions for you, dude!


BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not




TINY NIPPLES - Elliot has them




F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!




NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!


TAGS: culos more cowbell
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by culos

Zook - February 11, 2011, 9:48 pm
GRRRR how do I favorite now?


A FEW GOOD MEN -




CHANGE -




RESPECT -


TAGS: logicdude 5000 forum posts scratch his belly and listen to him purrr
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
Thanks GS! After naptime I get a cup of applesauce! Nummy!!!


THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.


TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.


EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination – and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~




MARK - is hilarious.


TAGS: where is this taco bell located i want to know
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Jericho - March 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
God This Commercial Is Dumb, But Hey That's TV.


*@#$%&!!! - You're Right Mods... ...swearing doesn't make things better... ... it cheapens it!


TAGS: belle mad
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:16 am
Ur Right Cubby Bear! It Cheapens it! :-D (lol)


SPARTANS - Make ready your breakfast and eat hearty For tonight we dine in Taco Bell


TAGS: taco bell 300
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Axiom



NOT ME -




BELLY DANCER -




MERCILESS -




DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS - no.....oh my


TAGS: bells
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:29 am
forget it, I'm an idiot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:27 am
I don't get it. I'm still getting a "user does not exist" warning when trying to PM. I was trying to send you something Aggy.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:25 am
LOL Cubby!!!!! Helllew!
guyfox - June 11, 2010, 9:16 pm
I was think of the preofessor from futurama
Cubbybear - June 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Oh My? That's what Sulu says on that Sharp ad. That's what this poster reminds me of. I just hear that gay Asian's voice.


YOU FAPPED TO IT BACK THEN - as a matter of fact . . . zip


TAGS: kelly saved by the bell
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Bovee

EntiTy - February 6, 2011, 8:49 pm
5 lions and btw ewe


VAMPIRES -




MUSICIAN -




TINKERBELL - You know that I would be a liar, If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire - The Doors


TAGS: tinkerbell disney fire
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

Ed-Hyde - December 7, 2010, 7:20 am
Campbell someone apparently, in 2009. Is it still okay to post credit links for the pictures?
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:49 pm
who does these?
Faceplant31 - December 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
Would be a super amsoe tat especially if u left the tags on it too.
RandomPixilator - December 6, 2010, 8:07 pm
Awesome pic. That'd almost make a cool tat..


BELL CURVE BLUES - Melvin is still mad at Sol and aPauling.


TAGS: motifake lion bell curve apauling
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

aPauling - August 29, 2008, 1:53 pm
I keep poking Melvin with my mouse, making him green!


KELLY - She's regretting having her Hen's Night at Taco-Bells.




TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962




GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Blake

DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces


WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT? - That a 40+ Women's Wet Dream Would Appeal To thousands and thousands of EMO kids




HI THERE! - How you doing?




Sticks & Stones -


TAGS: goth hobbies interesting labelled sayings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:15 pm
Yep and started growing it out about 3 years old teehee.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:33 pm

Is that one braid nasal hair??


PAVLOV'S DOG -




jingle bells, jingle bells -


TAGS: jingle bells
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 9:27 pm
Thanks Gary! :)
GaryO - December 18, 2013, 6:53 pm
Well now, I do like this’n. yup, sure do


doorbells -




Teens -


TAGS: rebel rebellious teens sign
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:45 pm
Thanks little!
chickenlittle - June 30, 2014, 11:02 am
hahaha, love it MissP!


Rebels will change your fate -




Sins -


TAGS: peter tinker bell anger pan
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - May 10, 2014, 1:29 am
Try Peter Pan and a jealous Tinker Bell.
EmilioDumphque - May 10, 2014, 12:35 am
Why would Link be mad at Navi?


SACRIFICE - To seek change without total commitment will result in failure


TAGS: rebellion
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by sirbubbachuck

Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 7:57 pm
You should upload this to Moti-Twist as well.


FIRST TELEPHONE CONVERSATION -


TAGS: 1876 alexander graham bell booty call
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L a minute
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
good one jake
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:23 pm
lol, you know the first call was made to his assistant right? XD


COURTESY -




Obesity -


TAGS: obese fat belly feet trying
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:14 am
Thanks Jesus
JesusWept - February 22, 2014, 4:26 pm
HAHA! Very good! L L L L L


sonogram -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




Delusions of Grandeur -


TAGS: heath campbell papa hitler nazi
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nope.
Cannabal - June 13, 2013, 8:12 am
F'real?
Zetmonk - June 13, 2013, 6:53 am
Yeah, was no use though. Got killed in 'n car-jacking.


the hero's journey -




RERUN REMEMBERS THE DAY - he decided to show his Dad who's boss So does his ass


TAGS: the rebellion ended quickly
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:06 pm

It only took once for me talking back to my dad. When I was older and able to support myself things were different, not in a good way. Now that I am in my 40's, things are pretty good with dad.
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 7:51 pm
A stinging bottom is often the first step, on the road to enlightenment. 5L
rerun - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm

wow, you don't know just how close to the truth you are. Love it


silver bells revised -


TAGS: christmas avarice means greed silver bells
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 3, 2013, 1:08 am
Yep, yep. And each year it gets worse.
Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 8:28 pm
I've got one in mind in much the same vein. It amazes me how "tidings of comfort and joy" has become "outta my way, dammit!"


I DONT BELIVE IN EATING UNHEALTHY - but try to convince my stomach




TACO BELL NEW EMPLOYEE TRAINING - Rule 23: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a taco.




BLACK HAWK DOWN - The BOLLYWOOD version..... Was phoned in!




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: belle of the ball we hope thats foam on top
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
True story: drank a guinness last night that I think had been hiding in my fridge for over a year. Found the little guy and his bud, actually a bud lite with lime, crouching behind the vegetable "cripser". Incidentally, should be called a "musher".
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 11:06 pm
Then a great weekend will be had by all!
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
Well I asked if you had been in at the Liquor Depot, agdaniele. The guy didn't know who you were, and most importantly, they had lots of beer.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
It's friday... my weekend... depending on where you live, spacedog, they may be out.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Damn. Now I gotta go on a beer run.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:27 pm
Damn it. It's called a cascade. The bubbles appear to travel downwards, and the head of the beer is almost always exactly the same each time you pour it. Yummy.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:50 pm
Guinness, if poured properly, takes a great deal of time to settle. I submit to you that my appreciation for Guinness (and the impending buzz) couldn't be more appropriately... well... the devil finds work for... for... and I'm spent.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
... so don't do that.


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