Bell Demotivational Poster
THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.
SPRING TIME.... -
SUMMER - It's Belly button season
GHETTO TOOTH FAIRY - You think that a Tinkerbell-looking fairy is going anywhere near Harlem?
HORROR MOVIE HEROES -
I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.
BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies
SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!
OUTIES - Wtf?
VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More
GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession
UMMM - Need i even say how wrong this is and how much i want it
MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.
AH BEAUTIFUL SUMMER - A time to let your belly button say 'Hello'
BRITISH COLUMBIA WARNING - You've got to "Grin and Bear" this one.
HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?
SOME FAILURES HURT WORSE THAN OTHERS - And some cause broken bones
ZOMBIE TEST - If you have no desire to pet this cats "FAT BELLY" You are a cold lifeless, ungodly beast!
REDNECK DOORBELL - How To Make Certain You Never Again Have Visitors
MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!
FACEBOOK - Because your best moments need to be shared by everyone
EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!
WINRY ROCKBELL - After Ed & Al got done running a train.
Draft Beer Jelly Belly -
IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine
PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)
AMERICA - and you thought you'd seen everything
IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy
More Cowbell -
BELLYDANCING WONDER WOMAN - THIS is what cosplay was made for!
I'LL NEVER GROW UP -
HAPPY THOUGHT - What is your happy thought?
IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever
MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!
QUICKLY FORGOTTEN? -
FOURTH MEAL - It was a little more catchy than "It's 1AM and you're higher than a kite, we got you covered."
THE MILITARY - We like to surround ourselves with intelligent women who like to keep fit... Don't You ? Recruiting never had it so easy.
KINKY TINK - Hella fine pixie!
FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE - This is your Captain speaking: This morning's breakfast will consist of: A 5 course meal of hot lead crammed down your throat Washed down with a tall cold glass of bittersweet helpessness
GOTHIC TINKER BELL - Because Peter Never Loved her
FEED ME - ITT : When Shanksie gets hungry
The Prince Of Tides -
HANGING OUT WITH DUMBBELLS WILL GIVE YOU THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT YOUR BRAINS -
I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.
BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not
TINY NIPPLES - Elliot has them
F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!
A FEW GOOD MEN -
THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.
EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination Ã¢â‚¬â€œ and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~
MARK - is hilarious.
*@#$%&!!! - You're Right Mods... ...swearing doesn't make things better... ... it cheapens it!
SPARTANS - Make ready your breakfast and eat hearty For tonight we dine in Taco Bell
NOT ME -
BELLY DANCER -
DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS - no.....oh my
YOU FAPPED TO IT BACK THEN - as a matter of fact . . . zip
TINKERBELL - You know that I would be a liar, If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire - The Doors
BELL CURVE BLUES - Melvin is still mad at Sol and aPauling.
KELLY - She's regretting having her Hen's Night at Taco-Bells.
TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -
WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT? - That a 40+ Women's Wet Dream Would Appeal To thousands and thousands of EMO kids
HI THERE! - How you doing?
Sticks & Stones -
PAVLOV'S DOG -
jingle bells, jingle bells -
Rebels will change your fate -
SACRIFICE - To seek change without total commitment will result in failure
FIRST TELEPHONE CONVERSATION -
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.
Delusions of Grandeur -
the hero's journey -
RERUN REMEMBERS THE DAY - he decided to show his Dad who's boss So does his ass
silver bells revised -
I DONT BELIVE IN EATING UNHEALTHY - but try to convince my stomach
TACO BELL NEW EMPLOYEE TRAINING - Rule 23: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a taco.
BLACK HAWK DOWN - The BOLLYWOOD version..... Was phoned in!
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